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Created on 2004-05-20 20:08:39 (#3213054), last updated 2005-09-19
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| Name: | //gon:// |
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| Birthdate: | 07-24 |
| Location: | Pretty Princessland, Maryland, United States |
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male
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asexual
lvin' in the g3tt0

A - Age: Fizzle Tizzle
B - Band listening to right now: Queens of the Stone Age
C - Career in future: Pirate; roaming the seven seas
D - Dessert of choice: Anything that could potentially clog my arteries.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Pedophiles.
F - Favorite song at the moment: Gavin's Hit Music Collection
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy Feces beats all of them.
H - Hometown: Gaithersburg
I - Instruments: My 9 in. wang.
K - Kids: 500
L - Longest car ride ever: D.C. to Albany, New York
Dear University of Maryland,
I was recently outraged by your neglect to incorporate Pirate Studies 101 into the school curriculum. What is the reason for this? Are you so racist that you can't except pirates are just as human as you or me? Is this a kind of punishment. Let me tell you something: I have a five year old son who wears his bandana, eyepatch and hook hand every day after kingergarten and you know what he says when I ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. A pirate. Yes, a pirate. And you should be ashamed of yourselves for not allowing this beautiful kid to achieve his goal. I hope this letter changes your mind, For shame.
Ya'll are a bunch of scalliwags!
Captain Fred McGee

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friend's only blog but you can
comment and add me and i'll
add you back too.
15
male
american
asexual
lvin' in the g3tt0

A - Age: Fizzle Tizzle
B - Band listening to right now: Queens of the Stone Age
C - Career in future: Pirate; roaming the seven seas
D - Dessert of choice: Anything that could potentially clog my arteries.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Pedophiles.
F - Favorite song at the moment: Gavin's Hit Music Collection
G - Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy Feces beats all of them.
H - Hometown: Gaithersburg
I - Instruments: My 9 in. wang.
K - Kids: 500
L - Longest car ride ever: D.C. to Albany, New York
Dear University of Maryland,
I was recently outraged by your neglect to incorporate Pirate Studies 101 into the school curriculum. What is the reason for this? Are you so racist that you can't except pirates are just as human as you or me? Is this a kind of punishment. Let me tell you something: I have a five year old son who wears his bandana, eyepatch and hook hand every day after kingergarten and you know what he says when I ask him what he wants to be when he grows up. A pirate. Yes, a pirate. And you should be ashamed of yourselves for not allowing this beautiful kid to achieve his goal. I hope this letter changes your mind, For shame.
Ya'll are a bunch of scalliwags!
Captain Fred McGee

from: http://avatar.yahoo.co.jp
☺☻☺☻
©jonathan snow 2004
:-(!11!!11
|| the cool elite rating community
|| above average rating communitybe a lj ho TODAY! sdjabnkgsrghml;yhm
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